CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent --- 12 Calories

Without her consent --- 2,187 Calories



OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands --- 8 Calories

With one hand --- 12 Calories

With your teeth --- 485 Calories



PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection --- 6 Calories

Without an erection --- 3,315 Calories



POSITIONS:

Missionary --- 12 Calories

69 lying down --- 78 Calories

69 standing up --- 812 Calories

Wheelbarrow --- 216 Calories

Doggy Style --- 326 Calories

Italian chandelier --- 2,912 Calories



ORGASMS:

Real --- 112 Calories

Fake --- 1,315 Calories



POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging --- 18 Calories

Getting up immediately --- 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately --- 816 Calories



GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:



If you are:

20-29 years --- 36 Calories

30-39 years --- 80 Calories

40-49 years --- 124 Calories

50-59 years --- 1,972 Calories

60-69 years --- 7,916 Calories

70 and over

Results are still pending



DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly.. --- 32 Calories

In a hurry --- 98 Calories

With parents knocking at the door --- 5,218 Calories

With your spouse knocking at the door --- 13,521 Calories



Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this,

369 Million Indians are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!