Here are the cheerleader photos of the McKinney Texas Fab Five! These girls were very naughty in school.



Lifetime's 'Texas Cheerleader Scandal' movie resurrects McKinney melodrama

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You could argue that Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal, which airs Saturday night on the Lifetime network, is just a fizzy piece of TV candy, a two-hour timeout for viewers' brains.

You might also view it as a fresh embarrassment for the people and the community on whom it is based. Depends on how much you care.

Let us just say that the McKinney ISD won't be taking much pride in its portrayal. For the record, a Lifetime spokeswoman assured me that "We never say it's in McKinney."



The unnamed high school, which every alert citizen in these parts knows represents McKinney North High, is depicted as a kind of gulag-in-reverse where timid, fog-headed school employees and frightened, snake-charmed students are humiliated and bullied into submission by a cadre of teenage girls as greedy and sadistic as rampaging Visigoths.



The "Fab Five" are comically overplayed as psycho mutant harpies who, in real life, would be too vicious for even the most indulgent parent to suffer. These girls don't need discipline; they need to be buried in running water with their mouths full of garlic and stakes through their hearts.

It's a pretty dumb movie – I had to tie myself to the chair to get through the first hour or so, until the pace picked up a little – but then, it's based on a pretty dumb real-life situation.

Besides, put "Texas" and "cheerleader" in the same title, and you're guaranteed to at least recoup production costs.



Y'all remember the frantic media carnival that erupted two years ago, after Internet photos turned up showing McKinney girls in their bouncy cheerleader outfits striking racy poses at a condom store.

Charges by the cheerleading coach that she was hounded from her job by out-of-control girls and their autocratic parents (who, significantly, included the school principal) were just icing on the bad-publicity cake.

In the end, two school administrators (the mom/principal and an assistant principal) lost their jobs; the bad-girl cheerleaders were removed from the team (they've graduated now); the coach sued the school district and signed on as an adviser for the TV movie for an undisclosed sum.

Yes, the characters come across as exaggerated cartoons, but the so-called "McKinney cheerleader scandal" was nothing if not a lurid soap opera that riveted those of us (everybody) who still have flashbacks to the crude social tribalism of high school.



This long after the fact, there's not much point in trying to unravel whose version is true: the girls, who say the coach tried to buddy up with them as much as any of the other grownups in the saga; the coach, who says she was the only adult with a pellet of sense in this whole mess; the ex-principal, who says higher-ups overruled her efforts at discipline.

Or cheerleader parents who say their daughters' petty foibles were nothing out of the norm; or other students, who say the cheerleaders were a bulletproof band of narcissistic tyrants; or all the above, who say glutinous media coverage spun this stupid story into Satan's Pep Squad vs. the Rights of all Mankind.

Not having been there myself, I'm inclined toward the opinion of the independent investigator, Dallas attorney Harry Jones, who was hired to sift through all this.

"Kids will be kids," he wrote in a summary of his exhaustive probe. "But adults have to be adults. Sadly, in this saga, I was struck by the reticence of many adults to accept the role of ‘being the grown-up.' "

Well, The Texas Cheerleader Scandal doesn't pretend to be documentary history.

But the genesis of the story remains, for better or worse, McKinney's dubious gift to pop culture. If you want to mix a couple of margaritas and relive the drama, be my guest.



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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ! THESE GIRLS ARE NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL STUNNIING. HOW ON EARTH DID THEY GET AWAY WITH ALL THE BULLYING . WAS NO ONE WILLING TO STAND UP TO THESE GIRLS! THEIR NOT EVEN WHAT I WOULD CALL CHEERLEADING MATERIAL. I FEEL FOR THEM WHEN THEY GET OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND START COLLEGE. IF THEY ACT LIKE THAT THEY'LL BE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING AND THEIR MOMMAS AND DADDYS AREN'T GONNA BE AROUND TO GET THEM OUT OF TROUBLE. ONE SMART REMARK TO THE WRONG PERSON AND IT'LL BE ONE SWEET ASS KICKING!

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