Every woman, including Megan Fox eventually, will have to grapple with menopause.


But, former Three's Company star and Thigh Master whiz Suzanne Somers has apparently found a way to fight back at mother nature.


She revealed to Oprah's audience on Thursday that her daily routine of vaginal hormone injections and pill popping has helped her beat the “Seven Dwarfs of Menopause": Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up.


Yes, you read that right! She shoots stuff into her vajayjay!!!!


Oprah's camera crew followed Suzanne out on her daily routine of womanly rejuvenation.


The blonde begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day.


For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other.


And, then, the crazy comes into the routine. She injects estriol vaginally!! Fortunately, O's cameras left that part out.


She goes on to take pills, 15 of which she downs in a thick, yellow smoothie her husband makes for her. This pill smoothie is apparently the 'secret to their marriage'.


Suzanne ends her day with an additional 20 pills at night before bed.


Well, if it's working then good for you, Suzanne!


We wonder if the cooter shooting trend will reach Thigh Master heights?!


[Image via WENN.]