Crystal meth has a funny way of blurring a person's perception of the truth! Not that she does that. Mmmhhmm.


Recently, Courtney Love hightailed it out of her sweet digs in Malibu to live in the Big Apple. When asked about the cross-country move, Courtney insisted that her employees in California were double-crossing her and staging bogus police raids to steal her "fortune". Courtney claims that her hired help got off-duty cops to come to house and ransack the place, searching for funds left to her by her late husband, Kurt Cobain.


Seems far-fetched to you? Us too and we think we've found the real story!


Reports are now claiming that these alleged raids were actually attempts by her drug counselor to stage an intervention at her home!


Now that we believe! Someone get that drug counselor on a plane to NYC STAT!


But then, where will she run off to next?


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